Crapping You Negative

I apologize for the lapse in podcasts. Scheduling conflicts have prevented us from recording a new show this week. The Caveman and I will likely do a show this weekend when I’m up in Cheeseheadland visiting him and making myself cozy in the Lair of Crap (aka Caveman’s Basement). Sometime soon we will have our craptastic resident mathematician on the show to unveil the PTI (Psychotic Tolerance Index). He has delved deep into the world of male/female relationships and created a groundbreaking new formula. The scientific community is all abuzz about the secret formula and I’ve heard rumblings of a Nobel Prize and other highly acclaimed accolades. I’m crapping you negative. The suspense is killing me. And don’t forget to check out the incredible shirts offered by our main sponsor Jump Tees. Also, remember that it’s the listener’s show, so your feedback is vital to our growth and development.

Say Cheese!

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Blow your nose! Apologies to our listener(s). I have been sick most of this week with a low-grade fever and a giant snotball for a head. Pretty picture, no? If you are one of the few people on the planet who have yet to view Miss Teen USA South Carolina’s brilliant response to a simple question, please check out this video prior to listening: Watch Video Now!.

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Finally! Sound quality seems better this time but making Caveman’s comments make any sense whatsoever is extremely difficult. This crapcast is full of craptastic goodness. We explore femininity from just about every angle, announce our official workout beverage, and finally come up with a format for the end of the show. We hope you are as excited as we are about it being published. Looking ahead at our schedule, I will be joining the Caveman in his cave near the end of September, and we are contemplating some type of live show, so please let us know if you want live crap.

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This crapcast cannot be described. Listen at your own risk. Audio quality is improved but we still have a way to go.

Wow…just…wow,

Chumpy

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Subliminal message to listen to our craptastic crapcast found in FSJ’s blog:

I am crapping you negative.

Thanks FSJ!

Our first piece of crap is posted. Yes, I am aware that the sound quality is in need of major improvements. This was a trial run. I tried to cut some corners, but obviously the end result isn’t quite as pleasurable as receiving a blow job from the CYN Official Babe (who will be announced in the next crapcast!) I would like to take this opportunity to thank a good friend from Adventures In Software for helping make this crapcast possible. Without him the first crapcast would be inaudible. Comments and show topic suggestions are welcome! Be careful though, as all posted material is fair game as future show fodder. And although she refers to me as “Ass”, major kudos to our awesome ghost editor who is cringing at this terrible run-on sentence which she had no previous knowledge of and did NOT edit.

“Stick to the topic, bitch!”,

Chumpy

A friend and I are thirty-something nerds that play WoW and voice chat online. One day the idea came up that our conversations just may be so crazy, ludicrous, and totally full of crap that others might possibly find them slightly entertaining or at least repulsive enough to write eHatemail. And since there is no such thing as bad publicity, we decided to fire up our own podcast. With some coercion from another great friend of mine, we now have a web presence. It will be an amorphous crapcast that may grow to be infamous or could just end up as a big, heaping, steaming pile. The plan is to just have fun with it. There will be crazy discussions about off-the-wall topics. I am crapping you negative when I tell you that we have discussed everything from bra sizes to quantum realities. So get ready, an upcoming crapcast could possibly discuss quantum bra sizes. Hope you enjoy this as much as we plan to!

Regards,

Chumpy